Episodes · Season 1, Episode 1

Skeeter & Dunk Ep. 1: Live at the Fence

Two idiots, one microwave, zero plan.

5:28 · YouTube

Premieres Sunday, Oct 18 · 12 PM ET

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Synopsis

Skeeter & Dunk get a "signal" from space through their microwave and decide the aliens want a rock show at the Area 51 fence. Tonight. They just need a band: Vex, the scariest bass player in Nevada, who quits before anyone asks, and Bob, a desert hippie who already put the keytar in a van they don't have yet. Then someone starts drawing them, Dunk eats the worm, and Cosmic Mullet plays "Beam Me Up (Before I Puke)" for an audience of aliens and very confused soldiers.

The song

Single · from Ep. 1

Beam Me Up (Before I Puke)

Cosmic Mullet · 2:12 · 172 BPM · Garage punk

A 172 BPM garage-punk anthem about licking the fence at Area 51 and asking the aliens, politely, to beam you up before you puke. Closes episode 1.

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Lyrics

One! Two! ...I forgot!

I licked the fence at Area Fifty-One
My tongue got stuck but man it's so much fun
I ate the worm, I saw the sound
It's purple and it owes me twenty pounds

My buddy says the microwave is wise
It beeps three times and then it tells us lies
I had six beers and half a cactus pie
Now I'm green and ready for the sky

Little green men, come pick me up
I'll bring the nachos, you bring the cup
He's gonna blow...
He's gonna blow!

Beam me up! (Beam me up!)
Before I puke!
Beam me up! (Beam me up!)
Take me, I'm a nuke!
Probe me gently, I'm a sensitive dude
Beam me up before I puke on you!

Yeah! Yeah! ...Wait, what's that light?

Two idiots, a hippie and a van
A drummer with a tin foil frying pan
I quit this band a hundred times or more
But the bar won't let me through the door

Sir... yes sir... we come in peace
Sir, that's a helicopter
We come in peace!
It's literally a helicopter
Bleeeaaargh!

Beam me up! (Beam me up!)
Before I puke!
Beam me up! (Beam me up!)
Take me, I'm a nuke!
Probe me gently, I'm a sensitive dude
Beam me up before I puke on you!
Beam me up before I puke...

I quit.

Transcript

Full dialogue, episode 1

0:13 Dunk. Dunk. The microwave is talking again.

0:16 Dude... is it saying "burrito"?

0:20 No, man! It's a SIGNAL! From... up there!

0:26 Whoa. When I do this... it does that.

0:32 They're responding to the riff! Do it again!

0:38 Three beeps. That's alien for... "Rock show. Area Fifty-One. Tonight."

0:43 ...Shred it, man.

0:53 Problem, dude. A band needs, like... more dudes.

0:57 We got a drummer. Me. And a guitar god. You.

1:02 Ow. We need a bass. Basses are, like, the floor of the song.

1:07 I know a bass player. She's the scariest woman in Nevada.

1:11 ...I'm gonna marry her.

1:16 And STAY out, Vex! That's the fourth time this week!

1:21 It's Tuesday, Linda.

1:23 Hey, babe. Are you a guitar amp? 'Cause you're turned up to eleven.

1:29 Are you a guitar pick? 'Cause I'd lose you and never look for you.

1:35 Vex! We need a bassist for an alien show at Area Fifty-One. Tonight.

1:40 I quit.

1:41 We didn't ask yet.

1:43 I quit early. Saves time.

1:45 There's free beer. The government has to provide refreshments. It's in the Constitution.

1:50 ...Fine. One show.

1:57 Okay. Nobody make eye contact. Bob is a government experiment.

2:02 Heyyy, little dudes.

2:06 I was waiting for you. The keytar is already in the van.

2:10 We don't have a van.

2:12 Hehhhh. Not yet.

2:18 Whoa. How did you know we were coming?

2:20 The desert told me.

2:23 Guys. GUYS. Why are our outlines shaking?

2:26 I thought that was just, like, my whole life.

2:29 Someone is DRAWING us! It's the government! They hired an ANIMATOR!

2:36 Cool. Who's driving now?

2:42 Don't anger the Big Hand, man. The Big Hand gives... and the Big Hand deletes.

2:49 Hey Phil. There's a van coming. It's playing... keytar.

2:54 Log it as "weather".

2:58 Dunk. Before a big show... you gotta eat the worm. Opens the third eye.

3:05 I barely use the first two, man.

3:12 Duuuude. I can see... the sound. It's purple. And it owes me money.

3:27 He's licking the fence.

3:29 It's fine. That's how the aliens take your DNA.

3:33 PEOPLE OF SPACE! We are the Cosmic Mullet! And this one is for YOU!

3:40 It's for the twelve dollars Skeeter owes me.

3:43 One, two... one, two, three, BLEARGH!

5:08 Phil. Our soldiers are moshing.

5:10 ...Log it as "weather."

5:20 ...Hm.