Skeeter
Drums & screaming
Conspiracy theorist. Abducted three times. Talks to the microwave.
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Skeeter
Drums & screaming
Short, round and bald on top, with a greasy mullet in the back and aviator shades he never takes off. Skeeter swears he has been abducted three times and that the government is hiding the fact that aliens invented rock. He talks to the microwave because it is clearly an alien radio. Fast talker, panics easily, hiccup laugh.
- Lives in
- A trailer in Rachel, Nevada
- Instrument
- Drums, cymbals, a tin-foil frying pan
- Known for
- Abducted three times, returned three times
- Threat level
- HARMLESS (per his government file)
Known quotes
Appears in: Ep. 1: Live at the Fence Ep. 2: The Cloud Job