Single · from Ep. 1
Beam Me Up (Before I Puke)
Cosmic Mullet · 2:12 · 172 BPM · Garage punk
A 172 BPM garage-punk anthem about licking the fence at Area 51 and asking the aliens, politely, to beam you up before you puke. Closes episode 1.
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Lyrics
One! Two! ...I forgot! I licked the fence at Area Fifty-One My tongue got stuck but man it's so much fun I ate the worm, I saw the sound It's purple and it owes me twenty pounds My buddy says the microwave is wise It beeps three times and then it tells us lies I had six beers and half a cactus pie Now I'm green and ready for the sky Little green men, come pick me up I'll bring the nachos, you bring the cup He's gonna blow... He's gonna blow! Beam me up! (Beam me up!) Before I puke! Beam me up! (Beam me up!) Take me, I'm a nuke! Probe me gently, I'm a sensitive dude Beam me up before I puke on you! Yeah! Yeah! ...Wait, what's that light? Two idiots, a hippie and a van A drummer with a tin foil frying pan I quit this band a hundred times or more But the bar won't let me through the door Sir... yes sir... we come in peace Sir, that's a helicopter We come in peace! It's literally a helicopter Bleeeaaargh! Beam me up! (Beam me up!) Before I puke! Beam me up! (Beam me up!) Take me, I'm a nuke! Probe me gently, I'm a sensitive dude Beam me up before I puke on you! Beam me up before I puke... I quit.
